King Ellipsis’ blog

So porn it is.

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:21:04 -0700

Friendly reader "Inspirational Place", a reader who always has something kind to say... suggested a topic out of character for what I imagined her character to be since I don't know this person at all. I suppose that laying down the gauntlet and p...

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It's been a little while...

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:58:29 -0700

So... I am feeling an onset of laziness as it applies to this "blog" again... what would you like to see written about? No subject is taboo... for example... the post How did we get here from there? was user generated... by one of my favorite rea...

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television didn't help either.

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 11:59:24 -0700

Is everyone knowing everything going to breed some kind of utopia? I doubt it. brought to you by our proud sponsor THE INTERNET>

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Passive aggresive ways to do everything.

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:37:07 -0700

1. Have you ever noticed that sun-dried tomatoes and peyote look remarkably similar? Not really suggesting anything here, I am just saying. 2. To get that much sought after promotion at work... subscribe to a bounty of porn magazines with your riv...

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Standards are dropping.

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:31:05 -0700

Now I am not one to disparage a tasty treat... frozen novelty or otherwise... but my recent exposure to Popsicle brand popsicles has been a sever plight on my daily existence. Some of you may be familiar with this particular brand of popsicle for ...

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"Excuse me, there is salmonella in my Sunday."

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 10:27:50 -0700

(I sometimes wonder if there is a theme on Sunday, that even I don't see.) (is there?)

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Therapeutic Statements

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:24:34 -0700

Let's start with once again making it clear that I more often than not could give a crap what people think about me. I listen to the expertise that my friends have on certain subjects for the simple reasons that A) They are smarter than I am, and ...

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Did I just do that?

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:50:00 -0700

I have a love hate affair with television. I go through long periods where I don't watch it at all out of pure disgust for what is being produced. I do however religiously watch shows like Lost and accept and admit to my hypocrisy. Watching a tel...

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Fingers crossed.

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:47:02 -0700

On the trip from Arizona to Portland I found myself with a lot of time to allow my mind to wander. If I was a passenger or if I was driving my mind had time to think about a lot of useless crap. The particular batch of useless thinking that stuck ...

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The sunday sushi roll

nobody@vox.com(King Ellipsis) — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 15:02:35 -0700

I will officially be back on task tomorrow with this site... I know you missed me... missed me like mad you did. I can tell... I can see it in your eyes. The joy knowing that you will get a big fat dose of me almost every single day again.... and ...

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